I set up a shop selling meat products harvested from Sith Lords, but got arrested for Grievous Bodily Ham.
Christ After working really hard in writing that show offy post and turns out I was an hour too early for work. #twat
yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants
How am I an adult? Let me count the ways
Wake up at about 7.30 Have breakfast of banana, yoghurt and country crisp mix, and marmite toast Do a full sink of washing up Watch some Frasier Shower using conditioners for hair and skin, and two types of face wash then face cream, deodorant and cologne Dress into smart work clothes that include cufflinks Walk to work for a 12-10 shift (longer than the average adults 9-5)
A List of “Men’s Rights” Issues That Feminism Is Already Working On Feminists...– Autostraddle (via notaprincessdestinedtobeawitch) Guys. You need to read this. (via abaldwin360)
While I definitely still am a feminist and comfortable in my feministry, I still feel the need to reblog the odd feminist thing to cover my arse from idiots.
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
sassiestasshole: every now and then i remember things that i did as a child and i’m like “why didn’t i know i was gay sooner” because my god i was like a raging homo at age 9
Well that’s typical of me. I get up all ready to go to the gym and when the friends arrive I process to waste their time by 1) buying the wrong session, 2) not begin able to do the right sessions by joining which I do, and 3) not being able to do the right session at all because I haven’t had an induction yet and have therefore made my friends wait around for 20 minutes for no reason...
atbuskweplay: aragornwiththewind: atbuskweplay: plushturtle: atbuskweplay: It’s really annoying that I don’t know what most of you sound like. I sound like richard adoyade If you don’t I’m going to be so fucking pissed off. i just sound like a sarcastic posh cunt You sound like the male version of me, but posher. I sound like someone put a queef through that Simpsons baby...
Or maybe I’m not going to be. Maybe I was just shooting above my station before. This might be a great day for me.
Once again I’ve been invited to the gym on a night out and am about to stood up spectacularly. Or maybe I won’t. But I have a great deal of gym-related anxiety so I’m expecting to be stood up.
saphire-dance: Not a reason we can’t be friends: You dislike something I love. Reason we can’t be friends: You’re an asshole about disliking something I love. Genuinely a concern about a FWB at the moment.
The past month of terror that I might fail a module and have to retake this year and not be able to do 4th year was NOT worth the free evening that not doing an essay bought me. I honestly don’t know what I was thinking. Still, I got 44% so roll on next year and I promise never to do it again.
I just saw a bird fly past the window Not with its wings but literally being blown away by the wind I’m scared