June 2012
10 posts
I Love The Play That I'm In
But gosh darn it, I am not looking forward to getting up for a 9am tech rehearsal tomorrow. On a Sunday morning no less.
This Made Me Laugh Like A Man With A Really Ugly...
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
DC reveals that the entire company is gay, and is...
“The Supreme Grand Master smiled in the depths of his robe. It was amazing, this...”
– Terry Pratchett (in Guards! Guards!)
Will the Supreme Grand Master succeed in manipulating the sorry bunch of misfits who follow him? Will he really summon a dragon? And just who the hell is this guy anyway?
Book your tickets for Terry Pratchett’s Guards! Guards! now! This coming Monday and...
May 2012
44 posts
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Is It Daft To Ship Friends?
Probably not.
Dean: Ben, how's it deaning?
Chang: Can't com-Chang.
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Vents #2: Amelie to a blind man: →
yawninglocks:
Let me help you. Step down. Here we go! The drum major’s widow! She’s worn his coat since the day he died. The horse’s head has lost an ear! That’s the florist laughing. He has crinkly eyes. In the bakery window, lollipops. Smell that! They’re giving out melon slices! Sugarplum, ice cream! We’re…
Top 10 Worst Fruits to Get Blowjobs From →
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How Does Black Widow Fight So Well?
She’s got a lot of rage in her.
Want to know how?
She has red in her ledger.
The Avengers has set a box office record
thoughtsfrombeyondthecuckoosnest:
Anyone who still thinks reading comic books is weird, niche, geeky or whatever is clearly an idiot. But now you can actually prove that. With facts. This is the year of the comic book, as far as I’m concerned. The Avengers, Dark Knight Rises, and Amazing Spider-Man film all come out. And it’s Spider-Man’s 50th anniversary.
“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
